Thanks to a
friend who sent me an email with these gems! God bless you.
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"EXERCISE DAILY. WALK WITH THE LORD!"
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"God said it. I believe it. And
that's that!"
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"He who is without sin, let him cast the
first stone."
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"Jesus speaks. Thousands listen.
More below."
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"What would you attempt for Me if you knew
you could not fail?" - Jesus.
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"What part of 'thou shalt not' don't you
understand?" - "God."
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"Let's meet at my house Sunday before the
game." - "God."
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"That 'Love Thy Neighbor' thing... I meant
it." - "God."
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"Tell the kids I love them." - "God."
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"I Love You...and You...and You." -
"God."
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"Loved the wedding. Invite me to the
marriage!" - "God."
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"Keep using my name in vain, and I'll make
rush hour longer." - "God."
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"We need to talk."
- "God."
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"Will the road you are on get you to My
Place?" - "God."
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"Need directions?"
- "God."
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"Have you read my #1 seller? There
will be a test." - "God."
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"My way is the High Way."
- "God."
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"Big bang theory? You've got to be
kidding." - "God."
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"Follow Me!"
- "God."
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"C'mon over and bring the kids." - "God."
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"You think it's hot here?!"
- "God."
(Sorry, I had to make this one big...we live in Arizona).
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"Do you have any idea where you are going?" - "God."
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The shortest distance between a problem and
a solution is the distance between your knees and the floor.
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The one who kneels to the Lord can stand up
to anything.
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I'm leaving room for
yours, so please e-mail one in!
cdwiner@cox.net
